Bad Booze
In the annals of bogus beverages, sometimes the marketing is even harder to swallow than the drink itself. These ads all date from the late 1960s to the early '70s, when the tropical craze was clearly getting out of hand.
Probably the creepy guy staring at you in the background.
Or you could save yourself some time and just drive the spike through your skull.
Ten crates of liquor. One girl. Two guys. This is not going to end well.
The other people are still throwing up.
One way or another, he will have his revenge.